I’m a real person who just went through one of the hardest months of my life. I was stressed, drained, and completely out of it. I’d never smoked before because I didn’t want to be a degenerate fent addict off horse tranq leaning on Penn North, but curiosity finally got me. I saw over 700 reviews for Big Mike and figured that had to mean something. From the moment I walked in, the vibe was different. The front clerk was welcoming, and then I met Big Mike. I’m not exaggerating when I say it felt like meeting Weed Jesus. The man is built like a warm teddy bear but speaks with the wisdom of a cannabinoid scholar. He broke down terpenes, effects, moods everything. It wasn’t a sales pitch. It was guidance. The Galileo of weed. The Gandhi of peace strains. The Malcolm X of the ones that’ll wake you up. I spent $90 on three pre-roll packs and he even blessed me with a MYTHICAL card. When I finally smoked? Mythical. Smooth. Calm. Clear. For the first time in months, I could breathe. If you’re on the fence, take it from someone who was too. Walk in once. You’ll understand. 10/10. Legendary. Divine. Mythical.

LET ME JUST SAY… Big Mike is FANTASTIC!!! He was so knowledgeable and so incredibly helpful. I have been to many dispensaries and I felt so welcomed from the minute I turned the corner until the minute I walked away from the counter. He is definitely someone to seek out when you go in. His energy is AWESOME!!! Great service! 10/10!

Brandon is hands down one of the best budtenders I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. From the moment I walked in, he greeted me warmly and made me feel comfortable. He really knows his products—taking the time to listen to what I was looking for and guiding me toward the perfect options without ever rushing or pressuring me. His recommendations were spot-on, and he explained everything clearly so I felt confident in my choices. What stood out most was his genuine care for customer experience. Brandon went above and beyond to make sure I left happy, and it’s clear he takes pride in what he does. If you’re looking for knowledgeable, friendly, and professional service, Brandon is the person to see.

Great service from Colette today as she was so kind and personable. Prior to coming in, I wasn’t in the best mood but her service turned things around. She also had the most fabulous nails! (I forgot to leave her tip as we were chatting so sorry but I hope i get her again next time) 10/10 service !

I had the best experience at Green Goods today. My budtender, Big Mike, was absolutely amazing, super knowledgeable about the different strains and full of helpful recommendations. I came in as a medical patient looking for options to help with anxiety and pain, and he really took his time selecting the right products for me. I ended up leaving with a whole bag of goodies! The environment was great, the music was a vibe, and the young lady at the front desk was so sweet and welcoming. The entire staff passed the vibe check with ease. I drove all the way from Cockeysville just to visit this dispensary, and it was totally worth it. I’ll definitely be back. My first visit was truly amazing. And I couldn’t help but notice—my budtender Big Mike looked very familiar… such a handsome guy. ☺️ P.S. He’s my son 💙

All of the staff was super friendly and knowledgeable. I love the rewards points that you can earn for free stuff! I've been here twice now and I will continue to come back. Definitely gets 5 stars!!

Be careful guys this place opens your containers seem like someone stealing called up there to put a complain of why is it open i want to talk to manager but they dont put me through just have me on hold but it just seems like they taking from them

I just moved back home to Maryland from Massachusetts a few weeks ago, and this has been my go-to spot! The staff is very helpful and friendly and I love the products!! I'm never disappointed. Will definitely be returning.

Absolutely Love this dispensary I go at least once or twice a week. The staff has always been amazing, but this past weekly visit I was greeted and helped by a staff member name Amanda she was incredible. Definitely a star employee that should be recognized. She was so patient and friendly I needed to give her a shout out.🤗

August 1st 2024.... This is my first visit to Green goods dispensary, and I must say I will be returning very soon. I really like the fact that while I was talking to my bartender (Ethan) not only did he make me feel like a individual, not just a cannabis consumer. He was really listening, and had already found a strain when I finish explaining what I liked... Definitely adding Green goods to my list of favorites! Everyone there was very welcoming and very helpful 😁