Green Goods – Baltimore (Dundalk)

I’m a real person who just went through one of the hardest months of my life. I was stressed, drained, and completely out of it. I’d never smoked before because I didn’t want to be a degenerate fent addict off horse tranq leaning on Penn North, but curiosity finally got me. I saw over 700 reviews for Big Mike and figured that had to mean something.

From the moment I walked in, the vibe was different. The front clerk was welcoming, and then I met Big Mike.

I’m not exaggerating when I say it felt like meeting Weed Jesus. The man is built like a warm teddy bear but speaks with the wisdom of a cannabinoid scholar. He broke down terpenes, effects, moods everything. It wasn’t a sales pitch. It was guidance.

The Galileo of weed.
The Gandhi of peace strains.
The Malcolm X of the ones that’ll wake you up.

I spent $90 on three pre-roll packs and he even blessed me with a MYTHICAL card. When I finally smoked?

Mythical.

Smooth. Calm. Clear. For the first time in months, I could breathe.

If you’re on the fence, take it from someone who was too. Walk in once. You’ll understand.

10/10. Legendary. Divine. Mythical.

LET ME JUST SAY… Big Mike is FANTASTIC!!! He was so knowledgeable and so incredibly helpful. I have been to many dispensaries and I felt so welcomed from the minute I turned the corner until the minute I walked away from the counter. He is definitely someone to seek out when you go in. His energy is AWESOME!!! Great service! 10/10!